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Sucked boneless

Being sucked boneless is when either a male or female is sucked out so hard that they literally feel like there is nothing left inside them and they are as hollow as a cupboard. After sucked boneless they can nor talk, nor stand nor even whisper but only breath.
Guy 1: baby talk to me! Are you alright? Did I hurt you?
Girl 1: *panting*

Guy 1:I'll call 911!
Guy 2: Sir, I'm afraid she's been sucked boneless, nothing permanent but I do advice no sucking for a while
by Thelaughingstock April 27, 2013
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grumble suck

When a girl blows you and makes half Moan and half mumble something and you can't hear her. But continue spreading cum in her throat. Don't forget breath mints.
That whore totally grumble sucked me hard. Didn't hear what she said but I don't care. She only cost me $30
by boost the monster May 14, 2015
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Sucking Fupid

Not 'fucking stupid', but Sucking Dick.
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"Babe? Want to have a long sucking fupid time today?" Arin asks.
"Sure." replies Natalia.
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Suck Pirate

Some who is not picky about what or how they suck
by Mribpd September 17, 2015
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Suck Fire

Euphemism for the homosexual act of licking each other's asshole after eating chipolte
Dick just came out of the closest and apparently loves to suck fire.
by Jerry LickAsshole October 8, 2015
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Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.
Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!
by 4xchamp November 17, 2019
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suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.
Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy
by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019
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