Mental/Illness

As a child if you were subjected to daddy beatings and they got severely worse after a few pints of Stella, you probably decided you wanted to be a total cunt and pop a pride flag up on your wall and force your false grammar and idea of pronouns down other's throats.

Hence the reason to why we call them mental illnesses because they would be nothing but normal members of society if they didn't get bested by their Daddy's beloved Stella Artois'.

Jamie: I don't rate Charlie. He's a fuck-tard if you asked me
Spencer: THEY
Jamie: Oh sorry. I forgot they were a Mental/Illness.
Charlie: WAAAAA I'M A BIG BABY THEY/THEM FAGGOT LIL BIH
Ben: Sorry has anyone got the time?
Charlie: Did you just assume we are financially stable enough to afford a clock?
Jamie: This is why no one likes you and you're a FUCKING GIRL CHARLIE LOOK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS THERE IS A FANNY RIGHT THERE!

by MWE2004 November 14, 2023

Mental Diabetes

Occurs when someone has been fed with too much sugarcoated responses and replies to the point that if a blunt response or reply is given, the person will feel offended or need to address to stop hurting them

I just told her the reality but she hated me for it. She might have mental diabetes

by LePost James November 17, 2023

Mental Fresh

When you wake up completely <Fresh>. You normally feel crappy everyday or sleepy but for once you feel relaxed. Your head feels calm and fresh. Nothing is bothering you. Not feeling stupid.

OMG I WOKE UP WITH MENTAL FRESH!! Today I woke up with mental fresh and I feel okay for once. Hopefully it lasts long today.

by idk.me.something December 23, 2023

Middle School Mentality

A person who is in high school, that has the mindset of a middle schooler. Meaning: they constantly cause drama, don’t take responsibility for their actions, they are hypocritical, and they expect other people to clean up their messes.

Person 1: Have you seen the newest episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians?”

Person 2: Yeah, they seriously have such a Middle School Mentality.

by Ur mom fr🤘 December 26, 2023

Mental Health United

Mental Health United is a peaceful group of administrative brothers who operates to forward the interests of the mental health and purported mental health.

Mental Health United helped the injured patient sue the doctor for everything including his shirt.

Mental Health United exposed a scandal as regards mental health diversion and abuse in the UK and this was first highlighted in the Urban Dictionary entry under the 'mental health hijack' as was occasioned in Wisbech, in 2023 (Axoxemi). Mental Health United is on X and provides free information to the mental health and purported mental health to ward off forced treatments. Like a football team, but against abusers of Human Rights. The Urban Dictionary helps publicise the matter and publication may lead to a reduction in abuse in Cambridge and Norfolk UK

by Poor and Penniless December 27, 2023

M.A.T MENTALITY

m.a.t mentality is thinking that ALL m£n are trash.

It’s having the mentality of a misandrist.

Person A : “I hate when m£n give their opinion on women’s body”
Person B : “that’s why I decided to have m.a.t mentality, cause they pissing us of”

by B-lionna December 31, 2023

The Beach (Mental Illness)

The concept of a "beach" is a human perception constructed from sensory input, blending sand, water, and various elements into a mental experience. In reality, there is no universal or intrinsic existence of a beach; it is a mental abstraction shaped by individual interpretations of coastal environments.

I have been diagnosed with The Beach (Mental Illness). I have episodes where I believe there is a beach. In reality, there is no such thing.

by FLCOnTop January 3, 2024