by Google34Google May 5, 2018
Get the Jason Schram mug.Kid who writes stories about everyone dieing. God at Csgo. Says "die" very often. Likes candy. Short but not as short as woo. Gets mad at people sometimes. Likes to hit Ninad. Gang gang hi ehorn
by Somebodyynowwhatimean February 16, 2018
Get the Jason mug.by Bruh* February 13, 2018
Get the Jason mug.Jason a lame piece of shit that cops peoples styles and thinks he can pull with his toad sage looking ass
by fkjdsghklughrlkds May 6, 2018
Get the Jason mug.Jason Healys are upstanding guys and usually have manners, they will be there when needed and understand your problems. They are good at sports and good fun after the match, they can lose their temper very quickly and when fighting usually go for the neck.
Me: Did you see Jason Healy at the match
Trey: No, know is he
Me: He's that fella over there
Trey: Ok, ill go say hello
Me: Actually, you should stay away from him
Trey: No, know is he
Me: He's that fella over there
Trey: Ok, ill go say hello
Me: Actually, you should stay away from him
by jonzh October 18, 2019
Get the Jason Healy mug.An extremely thoughtful guy. Sweet and caring, he’s careful not to hurt your feelings. He’s very smart, too smart for his own good. He’s gorgeous. A lot of girls want him. When he walks down the hallways in school everyone is in awe
Kayla: omg have you seen Jason today?
Taylor: yessss, he looks so good today
Kayla: I know I saw him in the hall and he smiled at me!
Taylor: omg lucky!!
Taylor: yessss, he looks so good today
Kayla: I know I saw him in the hall and he smiled at me!
Taylor: omg lucky!!
by Random girly.com October 19, 2019
Get the Jason mug.Soft, like room temperature butter. Is definitely not good at gentleman bets. Very Fragile... Sucks at Thursday night dishes. Plays instruments decently well, but Mel sounds so much better!!!!!!
(1) Don't be a Jason Kaplan out on the field, we need you at the end of the season.
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!
by MING DYNASTY October 22, 2019
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