Fanny tab

A pessary inserted into the vagina.

First seen on the excellent @twisteddoodles Instagram account.

From one of her posts:

Hrt journey update:

Took progesterone for the first time last night, was worried I'd react badly to it so chickened out of taking it orally and fanny tabbed it.

Which is an option

by DDJForever November 2, 2025

Fishy Fat fanny freya fartley

A girl from maghull with a fishy fanny who is nose blind

Omg fishy fat fanny freya fartley has so just walked in here. The stink of sardines and tuna has just reeked my nostrils out

by Yorke November 25, 2025

100 rotten fannies

An absolute horrific smell. So bad it peels the cheese off ya knob

Jesus that stinks, Johnson. It's worse than 100 rotten fannies!

by MassiveChicken84 December 2, 2025

Fanny Whisk

A vibrator

Doreen was dismayed to find the batteries had run out in her fanny whisk

by Plattypusman January 8, 2026

fanny skid

A vaginal skid mark on underwear

Must be getting thrush I’m doing big fanny skids

by Spitting cobra February 25, 2025

Hot Fanny

A sit-down fart produced by a person with a vagina that manages to end up in aforementioned orifice for later release.

Open the window Sandra. I've just done a hot fanny that could come back out any second.

by kingnutter June 13, 2024

Fanny batter

A frothy liquid made by a woman when she has a fungal infection in her snatch resulting in a creamy discharge which when mixed with juices when she gets aroused foams and bubbles up forming a rich batter

I was with this bird last night and she had a full on fungus going on, when I was fingering her she whipped up a thick fanny batter for me to dip my meat in

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024