by MagicDonkey June 1, 2020
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Get the Shiny Donkey mug.The smell that derives from the accumulation of sweat by someone who does a profuse amount of ketamine, with an attempt of the smell being covered up by incense, weed, and finger paint. The end result is the smell of donkey cheese
Bro shes a straight wook, smellin’ like donkey cheese everywhere she goes. Aint no way in hell im dicking her down.
by @The_PFR September 27, 2020
Get the Donkey Cheese mug.Donkey sitter is actually a person who is a fence sitter but suddenly decides to take a stupid stand at the 11th hour unwittingly, which is uncalled for.
by Nixwin October 15, 2020
Get the Donkey sitter mug.From the film Shrek, 'Donkey's Wife' is a phrase for when you poop and your butthole feels like fire. A reference to Donkey's Wife who is a dragon.
by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017
Get the Donkey's Wife mug.An undesirable bisexual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. A donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a Unicorn.
by maplefrost November 1, 2017
Get the Cone Donkey mug.When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.
Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.
Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind
Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind
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