i hate coffee

things people say when they prefer water, or tea, or MILK

"I HATE COFFEE."
"ok."

by Koiiio May 22, 2023

Coffee down the pants

Getting arrested or getting charged with a felony

Ah man I got a bagel in my ass and coffee down the pants for going 50 over in a school zone.

by Homosexuasaurus November 2, 2019

Second hand coffee

The liquid that comes out of your ass after the first cup of coffee

“Dude I’m about to go brew some serious second hand coffee”

by IBS warrior July 13, 2021

drink ice coffee

panic attack
drink ice coffee
panic attack

drink ice coffee
panic attack

by WhyAreWeStillHere? May 16, 2022

Belgium Coffee Maker

When you suck the poop out of someone’s butthole during sex and then spit it back out on top of them.

I gave her a Belgium Coffee Maker last night and she loved it. It was messy though.

by GabeRose May 31, 2021

McDonald’s Hot Coffee

180 degree coffee that caused third degree burns on an old woman in the passenger seat of a stationary car.

She only asked McDonald’s to pay for her hospital bills, but when they only offered $500 she had no choice but to sue. Big corporations are the reason why you think that she was abusing the legal system to get a quick buck. Don’t be fooled, McDonald’s Hot Coffee is hot.

by Kira_EZMoney July 31, 2022

top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)

top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish

by Irish german February 15, 2022