gorge-arse

when you truely think your partner has an amazingly gorgeous arse

love you gorge-arse

by nat & dave August 5, 2008

Arse wax

Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly scented with Eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & unsightly clag-nuts.

Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse wax!

by Bagpuss the nonce March 16, 2003

wrong arse

bad smelling bitch

lorna potter 'KES' is such a wrong arse

by popeslayers mate June 10, 2003

Arse Hair Demon

Little invisible monster that grabs the hair on a guy's arse when shagging. Pulls the hair back and forth as hard as possible, resulting in the guy increasing his stroke rate to previously unimaginable speed.

Girl 1: "So, you got it on with Andy last night huh? How was it?"
Girl 2: "Andy was such a considerate lover until the point that the arse hair demon entered the room. Then he just pounded the shit out of me."

by Scotsdave April 2, 2006

Illegitimate Arse Cancer

A silent fart so rancid it is worthy of being deemed illegal and punishable by expulsion from a room.

Dude, that is the worse case of illegitimate arse cancer I have ever smelt. Leave now.

by rudiruu August 8, 2009

Up Your Arse!

#1 - An appropriate response to any insult.

#2 - An answer to any question or request. Can be used for both an affirmative or negative response.

e.g. 1

Stratto: "You're a homo."
Ando: "Up your arse!"

e.g. 2

Gib: "While you're at the shops can you get me a $6 Cornetto?"
Sam: "Up your arse!"
Gib: "Thanks maaate."

e.g. 3

Police Officer: "Sir, you are going to have to put some clothes on. This is a playground and there are children around."
Sammy: "Up your arse!"

by Han :) March 25, 2010

Golf Ball Arse

To describe a person who arse is that riddles with celulite that it looks like a golf ball.

jose : oi bro check out that bitches arse

adam : na bro thats a golf ball arse check out all the celulite

by wodawick November 22, 2009