Toe-holder

A person who refuses to acknowledge that they're a lying, snivelling, Malfoy-looking, tattle-tale.

"Of course, Jordan would tell on you, man! She's a total toe-holder."

by Average_esther March 16, 2017

stiff toe

Making the big toe stiff and jabbing into some body else, preferably on a pressure point

If i ever got attacked, i'd stiff toe him/her right in the groin.

by FACKITsDiana May 5, 2016

toe crust

Crust/flaky shit around the toes

Leah and Gabbi whipped their toe crust on Sydney's sandwich, she ate it, and liked it.

P.S.: she asked for more

by SLG_Dynamite2134 July 18, 2016

dad toe

When your toe starts being overtaken with fungus resembling that of many dads over 40.

"Dude, I've got a serious case of dad toe on my left big toe."

by Mouse Rat July 12, 2016

Crow Toe

A crusty or bent toe (like a bunion). A foot which resembles a crow's foot.

"That girl has got a dirty crow toe!"

"Put your crow toes away"

by UnknownTone May 15, 2016

tubby toes

Yo mama's toes

Yo mama got tubby toes

by Dick chaud May 3, 2018

Extreme Toeing

As a beta male (preferably a descendant of some from the Belgian Congo) swan dives from a 40 foot diving platform toe first directly into a 700+ pound woman. As the male lands he screams at the top of his lungs, “AYO NIGGA I NEVER LACKIN. EEESKEEETIT.” After screaming this cultural mating call he submerged into the whale-like women’s vanginal cave toe first.

Yo cuh last night I had to buy that fat hoe we met with some extreme toeing.

by Niggitynigga February 2, 2018