Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.

Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.

by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017

Load Strike

When a man refuses to give up his semen as a result of his partners, refusal to fulfill their seminal duties.

James, I can't give you my load, I have to go kill people. Well Jason, I'm going on Load Strike.

by Cheeto Voldermort March 11, 2017

flipping the load

The act of transferring ones laundry from the washing to the dryer.

*On a Sunday*
Hey man, where's Brent?

Oh it's Sunday he's probably just flipping the load.

by Asdf1796 March 12, 2017

smuggle-a-load

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her.

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her and you smuggle-a-load

by martin j. saunters March 12, 2017

fudge load

A metric fuck ton only said by people who are in middle school and dont like cursing also Catholic grandmas

"O boy i sure do have a fudge load of homework"

by Zoë the cock master March 17, 2017

Muzzle Loading

The act of blowing cocaine up a girls ass, and then proceeding to have anal sex.

My dick was numb after muzzle loading that girl last night.

by alwaysdabbin April 30, 2016

Shwack Load

A bunch of stuff, a plethora of information,

"That chick has a shwack load of baggage..."

"You could win a shwack load of cash from powerball"

by AdamLevine May 1, 2016