Steven santos

The best

Steven santos is the best

by Apple sauce to a boss May 29, 2022

Steven

Malnourished monkey that snorted too much cocaine.

Archeologist in Amazon Rainforest: Is that a Monkey on crack?
Other Archeologist: No that's just a Steven.

by AmazonMonke May 31, 2022

Steven Universe

A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him

Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"

Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."

by Kevlar Vest December 19, 2021

Steven

An identity theif.

hoomanoid one: bro have you seen how Steven has been acting recently?
hoomanoid two: yea, he has download donald trumps personality

by last century March 19, 2022

Steven's Law

When a piece of media (most often a show) is objectively badly written, it will garner fans anyway due to mental health awareness and/or LGBTQ representation. Some examples include 13 Reasons Why, Glee Club, and the namesake of this law, Steven Universe. It may also very well be the case that the media has some redeeming qualities, such as good character moments, or good visual composition, however these qualities are a vast minority compared to the objectively bad narratives within the show.

Person A: "I like insert media because it has gays in it!"

Person B: "Is it really good, or are you following Steven's Law?"

by currysandwhichrabbit March 21, 2022

Steven

has a bbc and knows how to use it :) all is the goat and the best at basketball.

Friend: Omg look at that new kid
Other friend: oh yeah that's Steven I heard he has a bbc imma go ask him out

by exponentially March 28, 2022

Steven

A super charming, handsome and wise man, his heart is super special.

I pretend I don't, but I'm head over heels

If you have a steven never let him go!! He's a keeper and so handsome.
He melts my heart and hypnotise me with his eyes.

Steven will melt you let butter

by Lovellove January 23, 2022