Shelvey Season

A season of the year where you hit Shelveys. Hitting a Shelvey is another word for trying to pull someone, or asking someone on a date.

It’s Shelvey Season?
Tis’ the season to hit Shelveys falalalala lala la la.

by CK367 October 24, 2022

Feral Season

Time of year when there are no rules, only chaos. Maximum chaotic levels must be reached during this period, with lots of necking on, shagging and alcohol consumed.

"Its feral seasons bitches!"

by ratminion October 28, 2022

Seasonal Ratchet Disorder

A condition by which an individual is adversely affected by winter weather conditions resulting in atypical ratchet and/or promiscuous sexual behavior.

It's only November and I see that Seasonal Ratchet Disorder is in full effect.

Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?

by mn1234 November 6, 2022

macking season

Generally beginning right after Halloween and stretching into late spring macking season is the time when thots and community dick tend to cuff up and stay inside for the colder months

Her “Imma unblock mr.Simp it’s macking season I’ll see y’all in the spring”
Him “aight den imma go tell my baby mama I want my family back and promise that Iv changed its macking season I’ll catch y’all on 2k”

by Anna$tAsia November 7, 2022

white people seasoning

Salt ans pepper

Yo bro Dave uses white people seasoning

by PotatosFart37 November 10, 2022

Louisiana Season

A 3-day period of celebration before Thanksgiving; a time to come together with friends and have fun from November 21-24

I can’t wait to party with my buddies this Louisiana Season!

by Louisiana Season Official November 15, 2022

Off-Season Beautiful

When you’re not one of the truly beautiful people, but enough so to qualify in the off-season.

My wife and were in Portofino, the waiter seated us at a seaside table where others walking by could see us. We thought that doesn’t usually happen. Then we realized the restaurant was mostly empty and it was the off-season, so while not truly beautiful people, we do qualify as off-season beautiful.

by rpcgal November 24, 2022