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Santa

The obese Unholy being that can manage to go down the tiniest chimney in existence. He is literally god, he can see you everywhere, and he'll check your behavior like a babysitter.

Child: I LOVE SANTA

Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.

Child: My mother shall hear about this
Child: I LOVE SANTA

Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.

Child: My mother shall hear about this
by Sir.Person August 31, 2020
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Santa

The fat fuck at win co who tells little girls to sit on his lap and tell him what toys she likes, all for a candy cane.
"hey santa! Why did you yell at my sister for not sitting on your lap?!"
(True story)
by Susanea September 2, 2020
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Santa

A man that breaks into a house and eats your milk and cookie... He also give kids coal
by manwomen September 10, 2020
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Santa Rosa

Santa Rosa, is a city, a small city where School teachers promote adults to inject 13 year old children with heroin to scapegoat them and use them. It’s a town without heart, Santa Rosa is weak not strong, they don’t take care of their own people and often do heinous things then blame people they don’t even know for those things, It’s a town surrounded by vineyards. A town surrounded by wineries and farms, it’s a town that catches lots of pesticide drift and has pesticides And A large amount of nitrates in its water-table. This could be why people who live here are so cruel, so sick, and just plain not good people. As a native of this sick and twisted community, I regret ever being born here, none of my time here was worth it, you’re better off not living at all, than living in Santa Rosa.
Living in Santa Rosa is a horrible experience, being born and growing up in Santa Rosa will make you wish you were dead.
by Hateyoumorethanyouhateme September 17, 2020
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santa

a fat guy in a tight red suit who breaks in to your house every year and doesn't get caught.
oh yeah I know him that fat guy who commits break and entry SANTA
by king._.george October 14, 2020
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Sudsy Santa Claus

When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.
Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!
by phxkinkyyy July 11, 2022
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Sudsy Santa Claus

When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.
Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!
by phxkinkyyy July 11, 2022
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