Drag racing

When two people go into separate bathrooms in the same house and try to win against the other in a masturbation race. The end goal is to cum before the other person without using any visual aids.

“ Hey chad! You down for some drag racing”
“You mean with cars?”
“No! You go into the upstairs bathroom, and I’ll go downstairs. Then we both masturbate and who ever cums first wins!”
“ Sure I’ll drag race you! I’m usually a solid 4 seconds anyway!”

by Crotch Nazi August 14, 2019

69-Race

A 69 race is when two people in the 69 position engage in a race to see who can make the other cum first. The winner is the one who makes the other finish first. The loser MUST finish the other person off either by hand or oral.

Person 1: Dude me and Stacey had a 69-race last night.
Person 2: Who won?
Person 1: She did so I finished her off by fingering her and eating her out.

by Oldmjim August 22, 2019

race horse streaks

A race horse streak is a massive shit mark in your underwear

Hey bro, can I check out your race horse streaks

by Joejoe6921 October 4, 2019

ur race ace

The true height of modern insult, to refer to one's interlocutor's entier race as being of the asexual variety.

1: ur mom gay
2: ur granpap a trap
1: ur race ace
2: *disintegrates into a cloud of dust*

by squidward4communism May 15, 2018

aids race

Where three or more individuals all try to get aids first

"aye yo bro I'm finna kick yo ass in our next aids race"

by Mr.fluffy face May 16, 2018

Race Car

Did you know Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car

Did you know Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car

by PlusFearzz May 16, 2018

The race

The race/do the the race is an expression for escaping from the police. Originated from rapper Tay-k who didn’t beat the case and did the race.

*beating up a thot* David: fuck that shit popo is here, ima shoot them

Me: fuck that i’ma do the race.

by Youngboi mathy April 9, 2018