Rescue poo

A poo so long that it hits the water before it leaves your arse.

" i did a shit so big It looked like a rope being lowered into the water...it was a definite rescue poo "

by Gazerath Of Nazerath October 7, 2012

Poo thumb

The condition in which your thumb is covered in feces after a thourough anal wiping.

Damn that burrito was sloppy it gave me poo thumb

by Craig Mack Andy bitch nasty October 12, 2013

Russian poo

A death-defying act, so treacherous only Russians are capable of attempting such a feat. The Russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. Side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed ass cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.

Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.

by california689 August 4, 2011

American poo

The opposite of a Russian poo. If you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite Spider Man comic book, a Funkadelic CD playing, and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.

Russian poos are good for saving time.
American poos are good for the soul.

by california689 August 4, 2011

Jimmy Poos

Shoes that a woman wears to the restroom so as her co-workers won't know who is stinking the restroom up.

I better take my Jimmy Poos, so the girls don't know I'm taking a duece.

by Phantasm79 September 28, 2011

Smash poo

A smash poo is when you take a very large poo and it smashes the toilet

P1 we have get a new toilet

P2 why

P1 because I took a smash poo

P2 what the fuck is a smash poo

P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet

by Poopy bumcheeks August 9, 2022

Poo voice

A noun phrase used to describe a person, usually but not exclusively from the southeast of England, who has a voice that sounds like they are either (1) in the process of defecating, or (2) passing a log of excrement through their vocal tract as they are trying to speak.

That Keir Stamer has a proper bad case of poo voice.

by Dog Juice October 14, 2022