Button Moon

The bejewelled parallel universe into which the observer is dropped upon administering a high dose of Dimethyltryptamine. Occuring a few seconds after the cosmic rubber band is stretched across the shortest route between the eardrums and twanged by the machine elves in mesemeric symphony, it is characterised by jaw-dropping awe at the brilliant visions of technicolour fractal gifts progressively mutating while Lawnmower Man vomits baked beans and M&Ms out of of the observer's own eyes. Reference to the Thames Television animated series enjoyed by millions of children in the 1980s, which, at 10 minutes per episode, lasted as long as a DMT trip does.

Q: Mrs Spoon, could you take the pipe from me in a moment? I'm off to Button Moon and I don't want it to drop it when the machine elves spew baked beans into my brain.
A: Of course I can, Mr Spoon.

by Movis123 October 17, 2013

Button Bruise

When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.

I did not gain weight but the damn dryer made me get a button bruise

by Nursing10 March 15, 2011

button happy

the act of getting way to excited when doing something involving buttons, such as guitar hero when you get so worked up you don't even know where your fingers are going. This also happens when typing up heated instant messages or long paragraphs. it's like your fingers have turrets.

I know man I got too button happy and started pushing random ones without even looking

by DribblingYo October 30, 2011

Monkey Button

Prentending a girls asshole is a button that when pushed with your thumb or finger it makes her go ape shit crazy and she tries to climb walls.

I was ridding this chick like Rover and when I hit that monkey button with my thumb that chick went ape shit and wouldn’t climb down from the ceiling for thirty minutes.

by PDirty December 28, 2018

Beardy Button

beardy button (n) - when a man's beard flawlessly blends into his chest hair, which then reaches all the way to his belly button.

"You got a beardy button dude" - Tipsy Roo

by UndrawingLeech0 January 9, 2019

Bully Button

Another word for ticks, in the same manner that a snake is referred to as a "Nope Rope" or "Danger Noodle"

"Watch out for Bully Buttons when you're out in the woods!"

by SampleNicknameNo3288418 January 11, 2019

Button Face

A specific breed of Scottish person that has a big head but a small face, to the extent that it resembles a button that is sown onto a shirt.

That button face won’t stop going on about deep fat fried Mars bars.

by Watervole July 4, 2018