January 18

January 18, also known as tax fraud monday.

In January 18 you can commit tax frauds without any consequences.

Person 1: "Hey, today is January 18"
Person 2: "So?"
Person 1: "It's tax fraud monday :D"
Person 2: "Fuck yeah!!"

by DovanUwU January 17, 2021

January 17

Give your best friend a apple day!!!

Heres an apple.January 17

by What.does.this.day.mean January 17, 2021

january 19

National Bingus day

"Ayo! Today is January 19, National Bingus day! Let's praise the hairless smooth cat."

by bingusgrrr January 17, 2021

January 18

National Frænk the midget day
Lots of drinking and fucking occurs. Many group orgy's as well, but only done while wearing purple beards

Person 1: What are your plans for January 18
Person 2: well it's national Frænk the midget day so I think I'm gonna rail my wife from the back while wearing a purple beard my guy, hbu?
Person 1: I was going to celebrate MLK junior but I might do the same as you.

by Frænkie G January 17, 2021

No Pee January

No Pee January is a month-long contest in which each competitor must hold their pee for as long as possible and record their progress along the way.

“I lost No Pee January on the 7th. My bladder couldn’t take it anymore.”

by NoPeeGod January 20, 2021

January 25

This is national tell your crush you like/ hug or kiss them day. Tell your crush you like them. Or hug or kiss them and they will have to be ok with it

Girl:*hugs crush*

Crush:”Right it’s January 25”

by Hcjucd January 24, 2021

January 26th

If your name begins with d e g i k f r l or j your crush has to say why they like u and write a paragraph about you

Its january 26th oohh lily wrote me a paragraph

Thats nice fred i wish Caleb was spelt how mast spell it so darlagh would write me one

by Not_drunk74 January 25, 2021