To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.

No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.

by GJ id9 October 4, 2018

Goosed

Goosed is a word for being high or saying you were high.

bro i got fucking goosed last night.

bro I’m so goosed

by Shawn Silverman May 17, 2018

Goosed

Goosed is another word for high, it is used when you are high out of your mind. It is largely used by teens in the Philadelphia area to express how high they were.

Bro I got fucking goosed last night or dude I’m so goosed right now

by Shawn Silverman May 20, 2018

Goosed

Being heavily intoxicated, usually by the effects of marijuana.

"Dude I just ripped that bong, now I'm goosed"

by Furniture Wallace July 11, 2019

Silly goose

(1) a person who has very odd and strange properties and characteristics. (2) a person who is awful in every way

I cannot believe Jack left you on read AGAIN! He is such a silly goose

by Ocheggy July 16, 2019

Goose

A wingman with a wife and kids and always manages to die in the most absurd way. They also tend to be really bad at video games.

Dude, I’m maverick and you’re goose. It’s official now

by Puddlesmama November 15, 2019

Goose

Cute little “innocent” fuckers known for attacking people

I heard a goose attacked Jerry yesterday, he barely made it out alive

by Almostbutnotquite November 16, 2019