Golden Eagle

A Golden Eagle is when a girl is laying on her back with her legs spread open, and you put your face into her vagina and she urinates into your face while screech like an eagle!

For the fourth of July, my wife gave me the old golden eagle.

by dick wigglesworth May 26, 2019

Golden Pint

The noble and heroic act of consuming a Pint's worth of spirits in the space of 60 minutes. World-renowned for its role in the completion of operation Dong. The golden pint is known to cause sexual assault when done incorrectly.

"I dont fucking believe this, Ive completed the golden pint"

by Slick operator 123 May 31, 2019

golden anus

the beautiful ass that everybody wants

"damnnnnnn chad, look at that golden anus

by sammyboy147 August 4, 2019

Golden rule

Treat people like shit, that way they treat you like shit. Don't expect them to treat you like shit though, some people try to be friendly to try and get you to be friendly to them.

An asshole's golden rule is not the same as a friendly person's golden rule.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

Golden mitchell

To secretly piss your friends kettle so they make a golden tea/coffee

"You haven't done a golden Mitchell my tea tastes salty"

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

Golden Dong

The ten inch gold plated dildo that is awarded yearly to the victor of Destroy Dick December}.

"Dude, did you hear it?! David won triple d, hes about to be awarded the golden dong!"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019

golden garden

The act of making your co worker believe they do not know the meaning of a phrase, so they feel left out and stupid.

We pretended golden gardens was a weird sexual act.

by Thesandeyman December 12, 2017