sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.

Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!

by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022

Dildo launcher

The rocket launcher on fortnite

Don’t shoot me with that dildo launcher man!

by anonymous November 26, 2022

dildo

Dildo the pink vibrating toy you mom owns

At night my mother uses her dildo

by lil_down_syndrome September 26, 2022

dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.

He's dead as a dildo

by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022

Dildo

an object that lonely people use to make themselves feel loved

i broke my dildo now i feel sad :(

by Your Mothers Side Piece January 7, 2022

Dildo

A rare japanese delicasy made out of a teen girls period blood

“Would you like some of this dildo?”

by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022

Dildo Dealer

someone go sells dilods insteada drugs. it's better than a drug dealer because it'll last longer.

Sam- hey um what's a dildo dealer?
Cam- a person who sells dildos.
Sam- ohhh do you know where I can get one?

by Zayla McLellan May 21, 2022