Noahs dad

noahs dad ran away because noah is a fat twat and he couldnt afford to pay for his food bills so he jibbed it to another country noahs dad looks like jhonny sinns and his ma looks like gemma colins

Ar you just done a noahs dad

by Noahs dad March 18, 2022

pips dad

what pip keeps in his basement

pips dad is hooked

by quartz89 February 2, 2022

erased dad

Dad suffering from parental alienation

"He is an erased dad, his ex creates preposterous reasons for being angry with the erased dad."

by Iowawildlifeaction February 7, 2022

your dad

GONE

your dad left to get the milk

by qwertyuiop[;l,kmjnhgfdsaZxcvbn February 8, 2022

Zoomer Dad

A person from Gen-Z who acts like a Boomer dad, but makes references to early 2000's memes.

Bro, you're such a Zoomer Dad! You always send me those cringy "Cash Me Ousside" memes!

by ChristIsKing October 27, 2021

bunny dad

A guy who let's his pet rabbit rule his life

My friend is a bunny dad he does every thing for his bunny

by mulletman59 October 28, 2021

Dad Pat

A Dad Pat is a pat, on the back or head, that is just hard enough to not hurt you, and is usually delivered by a fatherly figure.

"Hey, uh, Dad?"
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."

"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."

by LucasWasHere July 24, 2021