sour poon

n./adj. A woman that is bitter toward sexual activity. Synonyms: ice queen, prude,frigid.

Fred didn't get any because that girl he was trying to hookup with was a real Sour Poon.

by CrisMikeHunt August 29, 2016

poon squeeze

To cope a feel of your female partners underparts in a fondling sort of maneuver

(Verb. Poon squeezing)
Usually in a romantic setting

The only true way to experience a woman's complexity is through a truly masterful poon squeeze.

by Purt Cunning July 8, 2016

Poon

This guy named steven

Hey you know that poon?

by Penguinz40 May 17, 2016

poon ticker

A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol

His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.

by Treebonics January 5, 2017

Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017

poon

a person who is just a fuckin “when” moment, they’re are still in the closet and mega simps. they’re also sometimes curkie’s

fuck me that poon annoys me

by iLOVErednecks April 7, 2020

Spooky Poon

A haunted vagina, typically ancient and belonging to a ghost or a dead body. Sometimes referred to as 'spoon' for short.

"Oh man I went to the graveyard yesterday and saw a ghost with a Spooky Poon. It was terrifying!"
"That dead body Ted dug up last night had a real Spoon man!"

by Nugz March 19, 2020