Open Question

I mean.... Some of them are jokes. Some of them a musing on random topics. Refutations of sophistical arguments. Monologues. Some things I enjoy. Autobiography. You know? And one open question that remains unanswered.

Hym "To say that I'm 'Playing IT off as a joke' is a largely conflationary and intellectually dishonest way of looking as things. By 'IT' I belive you're referring to the open question. And again, I never did that. Which reminds me... I still haven't gotten an answer. I've given you exactly 2 options. Apparently Jordan isn't the only person who has issues answering yes or no questions. Take your time. I'm not really in a hurry. It is cute that you think I'd let you trick me into letting you use the machine against me. That's hilarious. I mean look at Dr. Petersnatch. You can see the frustration in his eyes. His precious hierarchy turning against him. It's poetic. But, all that aside, this has been an illuminating experience. And that's good. I want people to see what people are actually like. It's good. Transparency is good. Bad in the day, I didn't really know what the score was. I do now! So, I'm glad I could give that to all of you. It really is nice to be able to do this for all of you."

by Hym Iam January 15, 2023

Can opener

When a women give a bj to a man with four skin, and uses their teeth to remove it.

Dang this girl just gave me a can opener like I was a Jewish baby.

by anonymous January 19, 2023

FBI OPEN UP

The FBI Might be watching me

My waifu: Senpai HARDER FASTER DEEPER.....

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!

by Afriend_of Allison January 23, 2023

The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.

Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”

by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022

Open as fuck

When your best friend thinks a certain store is closed but you know for sure that bitch is OPEN AS FUCK!

Richie: man that store looks like it's closed...
NIKI: nah that bitch is OPEN AS FUCK
RICHIE:yeah I think ur right

by Lyno Richie December 11, 2022

Mississippi Can Opener

when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.

person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"

by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022

Open the Mailbox

A term used to describe someone asking for another person to spread their legs, usually women.

"Open the Mailbox for me baby girl."

by FS20Chaos2 November 20, 2023