condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete

Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."

by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024

Miles Webb

genuine, authentic, candid

I need a Miles Webb man in my life

by alexandsoohiemadjson April 26, 2024

Miles Saucier

Born to the Saucier family, Miles Saucier, born to Amber Goodman Davis and James Saucier, Miles is their first child. Born in 2011 in Texas, later siblings are Connor Saucier, Jameson Saucier, Judge Alan, Lucy Saucier.

"Miles Saucier is very scared to move to New York."

by Ryan Podessium April 28, 2024

Yuno Miles

THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Person: Do u know Yuno Miles?
Other person: Bro, he's the shit!

by TheDummyBummy May 6, 2024

Griff Miles

a stinky goblin who loves to watch gay porn

you're such a Griff miles

by }{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{ May 8, 2024

Yuno Miles

best rapper alive since george Washington

"Yo did you hear Yuno Miles jump on the BBL Drizzy beat?"
"Kendrick Lamar, Kendrick Lamar, Drake (Drake), Kendrick Lamar, Drake (Drake)"

by @devsonit May 15, 2024

Green-miled

When you or someone you love is being Green-miled it can sometimes be hard, yet hilarious to watch. simply put, it is when you're trapped in a conversation with someone who is talking at you. You feel like the dude in the movie of the same name who's mouth is being filled with a thousand angry flies.

Fuck sakes, look at Gary over there getting Green-Miled by that fat cunt Heather again.

by G.Regrets November 25, 2021