Stache Booty Johnson

A name given to the juiciest booty in town! Someone who twerks that booty hard and makes all the ladies extra moist! BOM BOM BOM!

They call me the Stache Booty Johnson!

by MS.M-R April 9, 2020

pulling a Ms Johnson

When the teacher gets mad for no reason at all and proceeds to call you worthless.

Putana Lorda is pulling a Ms Johnson

by Ms Johnsons Favourite April 25, 2020

Johnson City Handshake

Huggin' sak 2 sak

I went to a party and some ode qwar gave me a Johnson City Handshake.

by Ernie James March 2, 2020

Johnson Middle school

Worst place in the USA (it would be the worst place in the world but North Korea exists). A school filled with wannabes, boomers, idiots, and crazy tyrant popular girls. Doesn't teach us a thing, except to shut up and listen to there boring lectures about how dumb we are. Mean teachers, brainless zombie kids, popular girl vampires, that one kid working for the FBI, locker 1324 is a secret portal to an alien warship, and worst of all *shudder* vScO giRLs!

Johnson middle school ruined my childhood.

by Marshmallow gal April 29, 2020

Big Tom Johnson

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023

Boris Johnson Defence

when someone slams the tory government, they bring up Labour's faults despite not being in power since 2010

I can't think of an argument so I'll use the Boris Johnson defence

by WelshNutter July 29, 2022

Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson

A Man-Glock who was nothing else to do but be an actor and shoot people

I Think we should Get That Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson Shirt

by Dogerman November 21, 2020