Golden Goblin

A goblin that deserves your utmost respect. Usually crowned by its master.

I crown thee Golden Goblin of the month

by boogerjones July 9, 2023

hoe goblin

a incredibly short person who eats all of the worlds hoes and saves none for the rest of us losers

ur mama is the biggest hoe goblin in the town

by trlyhis July 16, 2023

Hoe Goblin

a incredibly short person who steals the worlds supply of hoes and leaves none for the rest of us

ur mother is the biggest hoe goblin this town has ever seen

by trlyhis July 16, 2023

giggidy goblin gas

very good weed, usually purple, incredibly pungent smell and highly crystalline trichomes that are visible with the naked eye that gets you blazed like your first rip of a dab pen.

this is a mf giggidy goblin gas bag dude.

i'm so stoned i can't feel my face :))

nice one man.

by montague.avi August 6, 2023

Loot Goblin

A person who (usually in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons) impulsively keeps all loot acquired on their travels, even if it is of little to no current or future worth.

“Last session Justin was such a loot goblin, he took almost everything that wasn’t nailed down in the dungeon!”

by Troll200 August 17, 2023

Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.

Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”

by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021

goblin cave server

Worst server ever to exist, the members hate each other. And they tend to bully NewComers without them typing a single letter. If you see someone inviting you there on discord, block them.

How goblin cave server conversations happen with newcomers:
New member: Hi!
Active member: kys

by freddey frezbar November 21, 2021