Spedy Edward

Beating you meat in study hall during class

Spedy Edward was beating his meat during class

by Jsjdk October 24, 2025

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Edward

A guy who spends more time with his parents 200 miles away than with his friends.

I bet Edward’s going home for thanksgiving.

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Edward

Not much talent, even less taste, makes decent pancakes and knows the track listings to every Scorsese film soundtrack.

Don’t be an Edward let’s go have some fun.

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Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

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Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

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