Donkey wars

Donkey wars, series of wars in eastern Europe, to claim independence from the USSR.

Those bloody turnip eaters, and their donkey wars. You would think they would just return to the mud.

David and Petr are Czech surviours of the donkey wars

by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

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YONKEY Donkey

WHEN HIS DONKY MAKE YOU GO YONKEYxD

gREGGERY: Tania have you seen his YONKEY Donkey?
TANIA: YEA...
gREGGERY: YOU BETTER NOT HAVE STUPID SLUT x

by poppygongtik September 18, 2018

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Swamp Donkey

A fat, heinous woman with a fupa and putrid gash stench that goes to bars to take sexual advantage of too-drunk-to-know-better men.

Josh did not have a good time when he was accosted by a swamp donkey

by SF42 October 4, 2018

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boston donkey

Fuck her in the ass and kick her in the chin

I did the boston donkey last weekend. When I was fuckingmy bros sister in the ass and her brother ran in a kicked her in the chin

by Mclovon42018 May 26, 2018

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donkey belt

A specially engineered strap-on that allows you to donkey-punch yourself.

"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."

by GREER9000 November 28, 2019

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donkey please

A safe-for-work way of saying bitch please. Usually used at family functions or similar stale environments to inform people that their opinion is not valid.

Karen: I personally like when my husband buys me cleaning products for Christmas.

Mauveen: Donkey please, get a life. 🙄

by collegesmart December 28, 2019

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