tool

a person that someone else uses!

can i have some money tool?

by arden123 December 10, 2009

Tool

Someone who thinks something there doing is awesome but little do they know no one else thinks its cool.

TOOL-hey man its december 1st and i have these christmas hats and patriots jerseys wanna were them and go to the mall and see twilight?
NOT A TOOL-dude your a fucking tool

by thou art owned December 15, 2009

shit tool

the glass pipe meth is smoked from

Hey James, I got something to wake you up if you have a "shit tool".

by kittyNdahood May 9, 2010

Tool shed

Where people go when they make a really tool-ish comment.

Boy 1: Hey dude can you lend me a couple dollars?
Boy 2: Oh yeah sure best friend here's your money, and maybe we can hang out later?
Boy 1: Nah, but thanks for the money, and when you're done go to the tool shed douche.

by youknowit21454 June 5, 2010

tool

From the word hoe,a male or female who is looked down apon by others for being known as easy, slutty, whoreish. Someone who is used just for hook ups.

"Ew he's such a tool, they hooked up he didnt even know her name"

by goshgrly_xo April 10, 2006

telecell tool

These are the people that try to get on television and call their friends to see if they're on tv. They wave and smile like the true tools that they are.

John sat in the front row behind home plate at the Indians game and called me to let me know that was him waving. What a telecell tool.

by cinti August 24, 2006

Tool

Daniel Michael Marion.

Dan stop being a fucking tool.

by imabsyou July 16, 2008