popeyes biscuit

the only thing dryer than your moms pussy

oh GOD frewfjiofnewkfjbwofhwei get me some fuckin water I just ate a popeyes biscuitghewighoghiwhgohqowhfednfkjsxnhskhfdoflksdscsdl fdi AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023

Dirty Biscuits

You fuxk her in the ass and then cum into a biscuit and s/he eats it. Extra points if it’s a Red Lobster biscuit or have gravy/choc sauce.

Oh I had breakfast, we did dirty biscuits with left over Red Lobster biscuits this morning.

by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

biscuit bandit

A ravishing amazon bounty hunter who defends breakfast from evil.

The Biscuit Bandit saved the day by protecting my waffles from Lord Lunchmeat!

by tacotue August 6, 2023

prick biscuit

Ron DeSantis. A sad miserable little prick ruining a state because he’s a bitter booger who can’t rock white go-go boots and has delusions of being a big man one day instead of the small hate filled creature he is now.

Did you you see Ol’ pudding fingers Ron DeSantis? He’s such a prick biscuit he thinks slavery helped black people.

by SqueakyMeeps August 15, 2023

Booty biscuits

When you’re making out with a female while massaging both of her butt cheeks as if kneading dough into a deliciously hot buttered biscuit.

I’ve buttered a few booty biscuits with my spermenade.

by Leo Wrecks October 31, 2020

Minge Biscuit

what you affectionately call one of your best girlfriends when she’s being a cunt but you decide not to
Drop the c bomb

Don’t be a minge biscuit mate

by Cazaraghi November 5, 2020

Biscuit Burner

A degenerate middle school/high school aged child who runs up behind people with a lighter and sets their crotch area on fire. The child will then proceed to yell about how they got "Biscuit Crisped" and then runs off leaving the man with a burning cock n' balls.

Bob: Who is that?

Joe: That's Billy, he's the worst Biscuit Burner in town.

by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL January 6, 2021