Shirting

When you shart and get a little bit on your tucked in shirt

Oh no, Dave is shirting!
Bro did you just shirt yourself?
Brian just shirted

by Shirting Pro May 8, 2023

Hugging Shirt

A shirt designed to hug individuals in distress. Often, associated with individuals crying and needing to be comforted.

I apologize you failed your test, if you cry I’ll wear my best hugging shirt.

by Masterful1 May 10, 2023

Gallery Shirt

A shirt of art down to every stitch.

The Chambers Project is a fine purveyor of art you can wear, just never wear a Gallery Shirt to dinner.

by DeCryptIcon July 14, 2023

nut shirt

When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.

I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.

by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023

No shirt

Something that is easy to do or a chilled task. Usually said when feeling confident about something or in response to being asked to do an easy task

“I’ll get it done no shirt” “that’s so easy I could do that no shirt” “i’ll do it no shirt”

by Fili conerz August 7, 2023

Shirt

(1) Clothing you wear on your torso, can be long-sleeve or short-sleeve.
(2) Replacement for the S word.

Holy shirt, that shirt is so cool!

by bruvvvvvvvv September 15, 2023

green shirt Thursday

Grahn then goes on to explain that when she was in high school, there was a rumor perpetually whispered that if anybody wore green on a Thursday, that meant they were queer.

"I am looking to meet another boy" said joe " i am going to wear a green shirt Thursday and let him know i want to tap that ass"

by Hippy.oppenheim September 21, 2023