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sand slurp

A Sand slurp is a disgusting bottom dweller found in both freshwater and salt water. Very common off the coast of Italy, Japan, and Melbourne (Australia).
"Did you see that gross guy hitting on me last night?", "Yeah, he was a total sand slurp"
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when you're voice cracking indian but people think you're a terrorist so they shout at you "sand sand sand"
"Hey you! Yeah you, the terrorist! Sand sand sand!"
by sand mongler June 16, 2018
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sand stamp

The act of ejaculating on a womans back and then tossing a handful of sand remove excess to reveal the seal of approval.
I used to only sand stamp randoms. Now my wife is basically a sea crustacean.
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lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...
by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.
by baglady2713 July 4, 2018
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Sand

Like beef or anger, perhaps during an argument with your friend and you want to make sure there isn’t any hard feelings
Chill bro I don’t want any sand”
by Guagcamole penis January 30, 2019
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Sand

When a hairstyle has a excess amount of lice and/or Dandruff. Also known as a hair std
When did you go to the beach dude?- guy 1

Last year my man- guy 2

So how you still got sand in your hair? —-guy 1

*guy 2 dies instantly*
by AceWheatBread February 10, 2019
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SAND

by Booty cheese September 2, 2018
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