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Post Olympic Depression

The feeling of sadness, melancholy, and despair after the Olympics are over. Sometimes resulting with laying around all day moping in your house, or watching video highlights of the Olympics to cheer yourself up.
Dude: I'm gonna be so bummed after the closing ceremonies, watching the last 50k cross country ski race broke my little heart.

Brah: Yeah, I am definitely going to experience post Olympic depression when they are over. I will probably sulk and and mope for a week. Maybe I'll watch some curling highlights to brighten my mood.....
by Timothy Peebody March 1, 2010
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post cock syndrome

Post cock syndrome is a medical condition when someone's face is deformed after aggressive deep throating.
I shoved my cock down Prya's throat really hard and fucked the shit out of her. Now, her face is fucked and she has post cock syndrome
by RamRamee August 18, 2018
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Post Partium Depression

The feeling of depression, apathy, and/or sadness that occurs after an extended and often epiphanic time of merriment.
Uggh. This weekend was epic. I think I won Lightning In A Bottle. I stayed up all night, did all the things, mixtapes at sunrise, make bacon on a float with Shanti, gave a talk, unfucked the world, met so
many great people, had a million laughs, and almost swallowed a goldfish at Disco Bingo Revival. Now I just want to stay in bed and watch Golden Girls. I think I might have Post Partium Depression.
by KushyKush May 16, 2019
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Post-erection reply

When your horny af and you snapchat a bunch of easy girls but they reply after you already finished jerking off
Tom I swear this bitch is always playin. I send her a snap tryin to get nudes and she gives me that post-erection reply.
by Crazy man sulliran May 9, 2017
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post nut clarity

the immediate clearness of one’s mind and/or soberness an individual gains after busting a nut causing the excess testosterone to leave one’s body, thus one's mind is no longer clouded by the evolutionary need to fuck everything that moves for a few minutes.
Person 1: Wow I think I just invented time travel.
Person 2: Should have been your post nut clarity.
by doublechinsalad December 29, 2020
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post-fartum blues

sense of loss and emptiness felt after a farticularly satisfying fart that has been building up gradually over a long period of time
She never recovered from her post-fartum blues.
by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
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Post-Date Depression

Usually occurring the day after you go on a date with your girlfriend/boyfriend when you feel extremely sad and lonely because you had such a fun time with that person and now you miss them a ton.
"So how was your hangout with Chloe last night?"

"Aw, man it was amazing, but I've got some serious post-date depression right now. I miss her like crazy. AHHH!"
by Fitz11 August 19, 2009
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