Alf Martin

A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger

"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"

by KirkoBliko November 3, 2023

Alf Martin

Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage

"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"

by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023

Martinism

,,Martin Luther King" established his ,,Martinism". And he got many bad letters from the FBI. And the FBI installed many microphones in his hotel room. Soon after he died.

Martinism: I search for peace.

by h1ghflyer November 3, 2023

Martin Luther King Flip

Combining Molly, Ketamine and LSD.

Some dude: Holy shit bro I Martin Luther King Flipped so hard last night!
Some other dude: Yo thats so fucking cool

by tekkstasy November 7, 2023

Martin

The typical German man likes to pretend he is a “nazi”, he tends to trip over his own feet on a daily and some how land on a dick not too sure why.

Alfie : Ohh shit is that Martin tripping over some stairs

Fin: what a classic faggot

by Shaggatron April 14, 2023

Walter Martin

Another name for Walmart. Walter Martin is a fake designer. When you buy nice clothes from wally world they are Walter Martin.

Some prick wearing Gucci: Yoooo those shoes are so fuckin ugly they're almost kinda fire. Where did you get them??

Me: These shoes? Oh. They're Walter Martin.

by tripopopo April 23, 2023

Martin

Guy with anger issues who thinks he is the best in the world. A martin probably wrote that definition above mine

Damn that guys a Martin.

by martindisliker May 10, 2023