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Liberal Tart

A retarded person who disagrees with me
ME: I like dogs
Other dude (liberal tart): i like cats.
Me: shut the hell up you liberal tart you probably listen to weezer kys
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Draconian Liberalism

Liberalism but with harsh draconian style laws (I.e more death penalty, slower death, harsh punishments)
The Draconian Liberalism Party is ruthlessly punishing its people with equal crimes of what they did!
by EnSvenskKanzlrr March 28, 2024
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liberal presenting

- A portmanteau of “male/female presenting” and political ideology, i.e. liberal.

1. A person who acts and defines themselves as heavily liberal but deep down does not actually believe in all the liberal-aligned ideas that they preach about, but they say they’re liberal for the clout and social approval.
Friend 1: Hey look at those liberal protesters. They must really believe in the cause!
Friend 2: Nah they’re just liberal presenting. They don’t actually believe in what they saying. They just in it for the clout.
by theconvoman96 April 2, 2024
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Liberal Totalitarianism

The paradox of a system that enforces a specific, expansive vision of individual rights and procedural tolerance with such ideological rigidity that it becomes illiberal and coercive. It demands not just tolerance, but active celebration and ideological conformity on a range of social issues, punishing deviation from its progressive orthodoxy through social shaming, deplatforming, and professional cancellation. The "freedom" it offers is the freedom to agree; dissent is pathologized as a form of mental or moral sickness.
Example: "The university's Liberal Totalitarianism was clear: you were free to hold any opinion, as long as it aligned with the officially sanctioned social justice framework. A professor questioning a particular aspect of gender theory was not debated; he was reported to the DEI office for 'creating a harmful climate.' The tyranny wasn't in banning books, but in making certain thoughts professionally and socially suicidal to voice."
by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026
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Liberal Orwellianism

The manipulation of language and information within liberal societies to control political discourse. It involves redefining words ("freedom," "violence," "safety"), using bureaucratic euphemisms to obscure unpleasant realities, and constructing media narratives that frame complex issues in simplistic, morally binary terms to enforce ideological conformity. The goal is to control the conceptual framework through which events are understood, making dissenting viewpoints literally unspeakable.
*Example: "The Liberal Orwellianism was in the press release: 'The department engaged in a diversity-enhanced restructuring.' Translation: they fired the old white guys. 'The protest was mostly peaceful.' Translation: 95% stood around while 5% burned a police station. The language wasn't describing reality; it was manufacturing a politically useful simulation of it, making honest debate impossible."*
by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026
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An institution rooted in a radical critique of classical liberalism—the ideology prioritizing individual rights, private property, and limited government. It argues that liberalism's core tenets inherently produce victims by sanctifying inequality (through property rights), enabling exploitation under the guise of free contract, and dissolving communal bonds in favor of atomized individualism. It memorializes those sacrificed to the abstract gods of the market and negative liberty.
Victims of Liberalism Memorial Foundation *Example: An exhibit might trace the life of a 19th-century English peasant forced off communal land by Enclosure Acts (a liberal property-rights project), who then became a destitute urban factory worker with no social safety net ("liberated" from traditional supports), framing them as a classic Victim of Liberalism.*
by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026
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