Golden Grams

The act of doing a golden shower with a grand mother.

John : How do you start you day ?
Peter : As usualy, with Golden Grams and some milk.

by AKApulco July 20, 2018

Golden Noodle

A piss filled condom, which it's froze and then used as a dildo.

I lost my dildo last night, so I improvised with a golden noodle.

by Paybuuuu May 17, 2018

The Golden 34'

The Golden 34 is a chess move that happens if someone checkmated the opponent in 34 moves, 1 move before the opponent could checkmate you

Reason of it being called the Golden 34 is that, it's the least number to get a checkmate and it's rare

Carlsen did The Golden 34'

by LePost James November 29, 2019

Golden trash

Can be described when someone has the best stats on the team yet having low stats

Example: JOHN 5 pts ( Highest )

DAVID 3 pts

STARK 2 pts

Global stats: MORGAN 1034 pts ( Highest )

STEVE 445 pts

BOB 22 pts

JOHN 5 pts ( the highest on the current team he's on )

DAVID 3 pts

STARK 2 pts

John is a Golden Trash at any given game

by LePost James November 29, 2019

Golden Revolution

The act of two or more people simultaneously urinating in each others’ mouths, swallowing it all, and waiting until they need to urinate again, and pissing again into the mouth. When your piss winds up back in your body, you’ve completed a golden revolution.

Bill and I both had to piss but Uncle Barry had been in the bathroom for over 3 hours. We solved it by doing the ol’ Golden Revolution.

by Tayus Neb December 8, 2019

golden loaf

The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.

When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".

by halestorm47 May 7, 2019

Golden💖

Golden💖 - A heart that loves God

Golden💖's ask God's forgiveness if they start to feel like they hate someone. Thats why they are always so loving and happy!

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by Golden💖 May 18, 2019