Dildo

A cool name you can call the people you look up to, people you admire, people you love and care about etc

Boss: Hey your doing great today, keep up the good work!

You: Thanks Dildo! :D

Boss: ... (flustered by what you called them)

by Candice ;) December 15, 2021

dildo

a bit dick thing that goes up ur ass. feels v nice

"omg shove ur massive 15 inch shrek dildo up my tight bussy"

by mmmmada- December 19, 2021

Dildo

Things that enhance your gaming ability and go over your controllers thumbstick

Rage: “Ayo bro I lost my dildos i don’t think ima be able to shoot very well”

Kai: “Fuck bro you lost your dildos damn it’s Ight buy some new ones tomorrow”

by Jay….23 December 25, 2021

Dildo

is a very common name given to retards

Hi dildo!

by POUTin April 12, 2022

Dildo

Ur moms secret toy in her dresser

“Omg, look what I found in my moms dresser , it’s big a and pink.”
“That’s a dildo”

by Imsobasicdude December 30, 2020

Dildo

A tool used to make tacos better

I used a dildo to help make tacos faster

by DurkaDurk23145876 January 27, 2021

fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon

" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021