David LaForce

David LaForce is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue ox, Marco Tanzi, David LaForce traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today. He dropped his mighty axe, forming the Grand Canyon; the apple cores he would spit from his mighty mouth planted apple trees all across the country, and the stomp of his mighty boot caused the stock market to crash. He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi River and freed the slaves. David LaForce singlehandedly caused the 2004 Tsunami by waving his locks of chestnut hair in an Eastern direction.

That David LaForce is one tough son of a bitch.

by El Chalequito November 6, 2010

david ray

Uk slang for pedo or nonce! Usually seen preying on young children round schools and parks! Pure love for children drives this filthy animal! Sometimes shortened to Dave ray or dai

My mate shagged a thirteen year old! Done a proper David ray

by The truth 69 July 11, 2019

pulling a David

avoiding a task at all costs

“imma be pulling a David in maths today”

by waz uppppppp?!? November 7, 2019

David Loss

A name given to someone that as reached there peak.

Messi is a David loss

by MR LCS November 17, 2019

Dammit David

An exasperated exclamation made towards an individual blaming said individual for phenomena that are beyond the limit of anyone's control.

Aw man, it's raining again. Dammit David!

by Chadouken June 9, 2019

dome of David

A number of men greater than two perform sexual acts with a single woman in the middle of them, the majority of men are jewish (a reference to King David) and link hands forming a dome around the woman.

The three of us formed a dome of David over her.

by thegreatandpowerfulwizard May 30, 2018

David Hause

A man who only says two things: "Can you even ghost?" and "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!"

Jay: *plays games in class*
David Hause: "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!"

by MacXP June 1, 2018