Reiki-buttered

Method of buttering a bagel/piece of toast etc. that is so dry it seems as though it was gently hovered over the vicinity of the butter with minimal - if any- physical contact to it not unlike the practice of Reiki .

This bagel is so fucking dry, it must have been Reiki-buttered.

by DianaTremaine February 22, 2019

Lucas Butters

His last name describes it all, His hair is dipped in melted butter twice per day giving it a smooth and slippery texture.

Man did you know that that the USA invaded Iraq because they found Lucas Butters hair dipping pot there,

by Volki July 15, 2018

Butter Knives

When your toenails grow so long they look like they can spread butter on a slice of toast.

1. "You scratched me with those butter knives while cuddling last night."
2. "Damn girl, you better cut them butter knives before you hurt someone."
3. "Every time I put on my panty hose, my butter knives run right through them."

by buttertoes101 July 29, 2018

Butter Tax

The "butter tax," is an England tradition that dates to 1942 or slightly before, wherein it is considered a polite practice or fairly common place to take (without asking) a small knob of butter, when you visit someone else's house in the Cheshire region of the UK. The practice stems from the mid second world war days, when if you visited or met up with a neighbour/friend it would be common practice to steal a personal amount of butter to use for your own means.

P1: "When you visited Elsa in Malpas, did you implement the butter tax?"
P2: " Yeah man, I took a decent 1/8oz of it. She had margarine too, but fuck that."

by Life-Form August 22, 2018

Thick Butter

Melting a stick of butter cumming the in the butter freezing it then shoving it up someone’s ass

Man 1:Dude I did a thick butter with my girl last night

Man 2: Dude wtf is wrong with you see a therapist

by OpieLove January 16, 2023

Cowboy Butter

The slick amalgam of oil and sweat in the male groin creases. Often shares the same ripe, odiferous qualities of ball stank.

I gave home some dome for a few minutes but the cowboy butter was so repugnant I had to stop.

I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.

No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.

by Dick Onchin February 23, 2023

Butter Glazed

To be hammered and out of control with zyn, alchohol, edibles, cocaine, etc.

Tdog was butter glazed with his friends at the beach and wanted everyone to know so he put it on his story.

by Zynbobuel October 18, 2023