Brian

He is the kindest person you will ever get to know. Has the biggest heart and cares a lot about you. he will always be by your side no matter what happens. He is often sad because others hurt him in some way and they don't know what he's going through. he has the biggest heart. He's a really smart and handsome boy that really likes to do sports. he is areally good friend so make sure to stick by his side!

You are so Brian today!

by Randellatrice February 11, 2022

Brian

A crazy and intelligent guy with the strangest ideas. A Brian always tries to be funny, although some of his jokes make you want to slap him. He is a fantastic person and always knows everything. Sometimes, Brian's can be a bit aggressive but can be very kind and respectful. If you have a Brian in your life, make sure you talk to him and hang out, as they can be very striking!

Hey, there's Brian over there.

by godzillafan22 October 14, 2021

Brian Cancer

A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.

"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"

Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."

by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021

Brian Mueller

(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.

the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public

the current president of GCU

*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*

Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro

by insecureitalian October 30, 2021

brian laundrie'd

When you strangle someone to death with your bare hands.

She just got Brian laundrie'd.
Shut up or I'll go all Brian Laundrie on your ass!

by C0rruptted October 31, 2021

Brian

Brian has a huge penis and he knows how to use it correctly

Brian made this girl cum twenty times in one go

by anonymous July 12, 2021

brian

cool kid, hella good at anything water related so basically a water god 🦑, is the most undry person ever, gets u all the best memes, will make u feel like the best person ever, smart af, and will be the nicest person you will everrr meet :)

example:

bro brian is literally so cool

yea omg i heard he’s gonna get into stanford with a full scholarship cuz of his swimming skills

by anonymous July 15, 2021