Zonked

ZONKED (Adjective): Zonked is often used by 90’s babies to describe how high their intoxication level is. Just like any other drug related slang it usually is used primarily for a single substance or multiple. In this case Zonked would is most commonly used for Xanax or similar prescription pills and secondly marijuana (but not as often).

“Wow man, I just took a little bit of that Xanax bar and I am absolutely ZONKED”

by Slang Guru 69 September 27, 2021

Zonk

A person who is king, he/she deserves everything in the world and gets play from everyone known to man.

You're a zonk. Amazing.

by Fag with stretched rectum March 18, 2025

zonking

An onomatopoeia. Used to describe someone honking an airhorn at your face.

A: Woah what are you-
ZONK
A: WHAT
B: Calm down I was just zonking you.

by SamYT124-random June 22, 2024

Zonked

So unbelievable catastrophically cross faded

“Dude I just had six beers and a fat joint”
“Broo you are zonked !”

by Catsanddogs354 July 27, 2024

zonk

1. hit or strike.
2. fall or cause to fall suddenly and heavily asleep or lose consciousness.

1. "Charley really zonked me"
2. "I always just zonk out and sleep straight through"

by Arminkshipper July 29, 2024

Zonk

A person who goes to sleep at 7 pm and gets pegged every other night.

Classic Zonk getting off the games at 7 pm, have fun getting pegged loser.

by Big Busta April 12, 2025

Zonk Off

to masturbate.

often confused with "falling asleep", this term refers to beating off.

"I'm gonna zonk off. See you guys later."

by Curse of Three June 3, 2025