vanity strength

The appearance of having great strength, but really having the strength of a sick nine year school girl.

Person 1: Did you see how strong Tom got over the summer.
Person 2: Ugh. It’s vanity strength. He helped me move and couldn’t even pick up a box of clothes.

Person 1: Man what a bitch.

by That+guy November 4, 2017

Vanity

She is an incredibly smart person. She is funny as well. If you tell her a bad thing than she will come with a comeback at you. Anyways she is the smartest girl you will ever meet.

Person 1: Hey that girl is so smart in EVERYTHING

Person 2: Oh her... her name is Vanity. Yes! She is very smart.

by brklyn_nicole April 5, 2020

Vanity Project

That woman from the ted talk video on scribe lights live stream.

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"Look up the phrase vanity project and tell me you don't see a picture of this women"

-Scribelight

by Yeetybadabeatdaskeeth April 16, 2020

Vanity

Vanity is when you are selfish and feel like you are better than other people

You are like shitty vanity

by CrazyNorwegian May 22, 2020

Vanity Killer

Someone who tries too hard and is very ugly. Vanity Killers are normally found alone. They like to hold knives to there mouths and take pictures.

"That scene girl is a vanity killer."

by hgfdfghjk May 12, 2012

Numerical Vanity

When superstitious (or arguably vain) people would dearly bid for items like car plates, phone numbers, and house units that display “auspicious” or “lucky” numbers, or a string of “patternful” digits.

Guesstimate how many million bucks the digital or numerical vanity business is worth every year in Asia and the Middle East.

by Fasters February 17, 2023

vanity wedding

A destination wedding that is planned to create undue expense, little to do for the guests, short duration, and (foremost) create a “hey, look at me/us” event for the loving but entitled couple.

“OMG, I accompanied my girlfriend to this vanity wedding which cost us a lot of money for a 15 minute glamour photo-op for the bride and groom. They had no concept of the expenses involved for everyone. They should have eloped. We’d all be happier.”

by DiogenesLives January 1, 2024