valorant

game made by the league of legend guys

the games not fun at all and completely dogshit but the players cant bring themselves to quit because they have an inventory full of $80 cosmetics and flippy knives

guy 1: do you want play valorant?
guy 2: sure

*2 games later*

guy 1: fuck this game
guy 2: you spent your life savings for a knife
guy 1: you right

*1 game later*

guy 2: fuck this game

by shittygamereviews August 30, 2022

Kylie Valorant girl

E-gamer girl
Stereotyped to play sage and skye but plays DUELISTS!!!
Good at sniping somehow

OMG IS THAT TENZ, NO ITS 'Kylie Valorant girl'

by 6FootFeministRightsActivist September 7, 2022

Valorant kid

White spazzy Virgin kid, allergic to grass, Irrelevancy beyond the sound barrier and has a microscopic PP so he is Rejected by his family. Mostly Known as a non loved lazy fuck to society.

Damm Algraal is such a valorant kid. L Bozo

by Algraal May 11, 2022

Valorant Virgin

A loser that plays Valorant all day, every single day. They don't know the concept of touching grass or walking outside to look at the sun.

Person 1: Aye do you still play that ass game Valorant?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fun as
Person 1: Nah you're just a Valorant Virgin

by Sm0ked0ut October 29, 2022

Valoranting

Slang for playing Valorant.

Also known as "not wearing deodorant," "not taking a shower," "not having any bitches," or "being like Trace"

Look at Jeff. Bro has no rizz. He's Valoranting for sure.

by NotWhoYouuThink November 2, 2022

Asim is bad at valorant

A word that is often used to describe how much better progamerryan is at valorant. Asim Sariay really thinks hes good lol that bozo.

Asim, Ben is better than you at Valorant. (lol jk its actually progamerryan) Asim is bad at valorant
(cringe reyna instalocker xd)

by progamerrryan September 25, 2022

Valorant

Sexual act performed by a cow

Kira used valorant on Matthew

by Thewwwww October 10, 2022