Unc-tea

Your sexy,wiser, unconditionally loving fierce middle aged queer friend or relative who straddles all gender and sexuality barriers, always has the latest gossip, and priceless sex, relationship, or advice and knows where all the bodies are buried! Sssh!

I don't know how to get rid of this nipple rash- lemme call Unc-tea real quick!

by Uriel David January 5, 2025

unc

slang for “uncle”, used jokingly for someone who's clearly older or outdated

Kai: He called the Bluetooth speaker a “boom box.”
Nia: Unc still living in the 80s.

by bludldu July 26, 2025

unc

slang for “uncle”, used jokingly for someone who is clearly older or outdated

Kai: He called the Bluetooth speaker a “boom box.”
Nia: Unc still living in the 80s.

by bludldu July 26, 2025

Unc

A male crack smoker

Hey unc

by Nessnice August 14, 2025

Unc

Someone whose a bit too old to be hanging around you

That guy’s literally an unc!

by FroggyFrogger August 21, 2025

Unc Status

you’re old asf!!

Charles: My birthday is in a week!

Bartholomew: How old are you turning?

Charles: 21

Bartholomew: Damn, you’re almost unc status!

Charles: I’m still in my early twenties— (we don’t care, you’re still almost at unc status buddy)

by ihavethemostdihcheeseee August 21, 2025

Unc fat

this guy so fucking fat he has his own gravitational pull he can erase the whole fucking universe with one fucking jump also he likes to rage bait everyone possible while eating 55 burgers 55 fries 55 cheeseburgers 55 milkshakes 55 cupcakes 55 tacos 55 burritos

unc: im not a unc fat

Me: just sybau bro and admit it

by Lavanii August 27, 2025