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Tomas valez

wasteman who lives in oakville and thinks hes top shit. Tomas gets crunched every week or so.
he think of a good time consists of smoking henny out of a novis with his broskis in toronto.
Jheeez tomas valez is so damn ugly
he thinks his 8 year old sister is thicc
by whats ur handle doggie January 28, 2019
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Tomas

Tomas is a guy who thinks he is fit but the truth is that he is fat and unfit aka obese he thinks he can lift 45kg with his fingers cause he is TOMAS!
You are a Tomas
by BoldyDura February 14, 2019
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Tomas

Tomas is the most loving and amazing guy you will ever meet. He seems to be a shy person and not so talkative but if you spend time with him you will get to know a whole different side of him. He opens up to be a great person to talk to. He always listens and ist the sweetest guy ever. He cares SO much about the people he loves and if you date him you are the most lucky person in the world. He will always give you attention and is just the best in every possible way.

If you get to date a Tomas don’t let him go because he is the best thing that could happen to you.

I lost a tomas and it is the hardest thing in life to get over him. I love him so much and just wish he was still with me.

Tomas I love YOU!
How come you are so happy?
I am dating a tomas
Oh okay i get it
by Red n‘ brown June 22, 2019
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pulling a Tomas

Appearing at a night out with friends and destroying the ambiance, getting thrown out of bars, making everyone wanna go back home or end up in trashy bars drink bad tequila without having fun. Common reasons for pulling a tomas include wearing a bad outfit, smelling like poop or spilling tomato sauce on dogs.
-Why are people leaving the party so early?
-Martina is pulling a tomas, she is giving a lecture on Bulgarian folk music, while people are dancing.
by Wowowowombats April 20, 2019
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Tomas Prucha

A man with a lot of respect and power. Loyal to nobody, and attracts many women with his huge, throbbing personality. If you see him on the streets give him a fist bump. Largest Penis in the world. Respectable. Respects the absolute HECK out of all women! Women can faint from the amount of respect he gives them.
Yo Jessica, I finna smash Tomas Prucha.
by justafan24 November 17, 2017
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Tomas

Super sexy boy but he has a tooth missing and his friend guga is in love with him
Wow look at Tomas so sexy but he does no have a tooth that's a pitty
by Vittor123 February 23, 2017
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Toma

Toma. Here. Have it.

Jesus christ. . take it well, starvin ass nigga.
Toma la wey pinche muerto de hambre
by Mimicthesenutz December 4, 2019
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