Teagan

A maple syrup goblin who is mentally special. Will attack when syrup supply is threatened. He is an indentured servant to the government

Man that Teagan bit my kneecaps when I tried to ask for syrup on my pancakes.

by Nerdyypanda November 12, 2023

Teagan

A girl who is pretty fake. She'll be your friend for a few years, then drop you for her new boyfriend, and not to mention the guy she dumped before and told him that school was stressing her out, then proceeded to date a new guy in less than a week.. Kinda an L girl tbh. Every Teagan is pretty dumb. An UwU girl, and is a major weeb..

Guy 1: "OMG, Teagan broke up with you and dated name less then a week later?! Wtf man"
Guy 2: "Ya, and name didn't bat an eye"

Girl 1: "Teagan lost all her friends to be with him. What a loser.."
Girl 2: "Ikr! What a clingy whore."

by vrrbatim May 15, 2023

Teagan

Wild child always looking for trouble

Who else other then teagan

by Teagan 07-29-23 July 29, 2023

teagan dubois

A big ol stinky fag who sits on his truck with his boyfriend lickin his ass.

You sure are a Teagan Dubois

by Wh0r3müncher October 28, 2019

Teagan

She is normally insane but in a good way. lots of fun and forces you to run through the sprinklers with you at 11 at night. will eat an entire cake with you and stay up all night doing stupid shit. a great friend. you want to dye her hair? cool shell go to target and buy box bleach for you to do her hair. sometimes insane. one of the bestest friends you could ask for.

I only look good when I'm in Teagan's pants

by reamichle December 14, 2020

Teagan

A guy who spills milk everywhere

Example: you dropped a 4L carton of milk
“Wow John did you just teagan”

by Nat17 December 28, 2020

Teagan Rose Kelly

Most likely to be GINGER or dirty blonde. Very popular, sexy, smart, funny, thicc, very ATTRACTIVE and will probably have their dream job. The type of girl you’d want having your kids. She’s the person who’d make a funeral turn into a celebration , but not a celebration as in “woohoo! someone died!”. She THE pretty bestfriend.

“Omg Teagan Rose Kelly is have a wedding and i’m invited!!!”
“Same!!!”

by Urbandictionary.y March 2, 2021