Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

by Wolga March 29, 2023

Softie

The literal opposite of a baddie
1.Wear pink lipstick
2. Wear pink everything
3.Laugh
4 Congrats! You’re weird now

Baddie:You’re weird
Softie:Waaaaaa

by ØnØ November 30, 2021

Pork softy toast

A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust

John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

by Cribble crabdabbler July 4, 2021