Sunday Scientist

A person who suddenly cares about science when major science news is happening. Comparable to a "sunday christian."

"This Mars landing sure is bringing a lot of 'sunday scientists' out of the wood work."

by Tony Tornado August 9, 2012

not a scientist

Often used in the phrase "I'm not a scientist, but...". Followed by what the speaker believes to be sound advice (it isn't). The speaker is trying to qualify the advice, as if the advice is so brilliant that you might confuse him for an expert.

Troll: I'm not a scientist, but if don't have a charger, you can try microwaving your phone. Apple just started a smear campaign against this to sell more chargers.

Derp: How does that work again?

Troll: I dunno. I'm not some virgin geek, brah.

by metatroll September 1, 2013

Mr Scientist

:troll:

When all Mr Scientist wants to do is play Diablo 4, but they won't admit it.

by Mr Scientroll June 5, 2023

Mad scientist

Some fucking retarted mad man who creates potions and shit to bring dead serial killers back to life.

You motherfuckin mad scientist!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Beach Drink Scientist

An individual who has obtained a PhD in mixology, with an emphasis in tropical flavor and aesthetics.

Laddie is known to be a world-renowned beach drink scientist.

by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023

The Little Scientist

A nickname you give to that one guy in the dorm that always seems high. Then accidentally calls his dick The Little Scientist. Thus, he has a small dick.

The Little Scientist is at Gas Works getting high again.

by 6161Cunt November 1, 2018

butt scientist

A women around 5ft tall that special skills include butt stuff and talking about poop

Let me see your butt I'm a butt scientist

by Captain poop juice August 8, 2022