Scans

A large unit who only rows for a living. He is a total stud, gets all the chicky babes.

"Wow, that Scans! He's got so many girlfriends!"

by turtflop July 25, 2016

Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it

So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha

by Misscriant October 31, 2020

Scan

A gesture between two male friends

1. Giz a scan like
2. The reverse scan

by Get back October 16, 2020

Scanning The Visa

Losing your virginity, or playing the v-card. Taking somebody's virginity, like scanning their v-card.

Kevin: Dude guess what?
Ben: What?
Kevin: I just met this really hot girl, i'm gonna see her tonight.
Ben: Hmmm, are you thinking about scanning the visa?

by MistressMary October 1, 2011

scanning ham

Beating yo meat stick with hella force

I was scanning ham because I saw a hood looking Fortnite skin…

by Bucket coach June 25, 2023

skip scan

Skip-scanning is when a customer deliberately decides not to scan an item but still puts it in their checkout bag.

A WALMART shopper has revealed that she was wrongly accused of tricking a self-checkout kiosk with “skip scanning.”

by qalachaki December 27, 2023

Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out

Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?

by R_@_N October 23, 2019