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Reader's Syndrome

Reader's Syndrome is a condition that a person who is an avid reader usually suffers from. They know many, many words and how to correctly use them but don't always know how to correctly pronounce them as they have never heard the word. They have only ever seen it in print and have had to sound it out to themselves.
She's such a bookworm. I bet she suffers from Reader's Syndrome. Knows a lot of words but sounds incredibly awkward trying to use them in conversations.
by Mecc December 23, 2019
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Mind Reader

nickname for Obama director of speechwriting Jon Favreau
The Mind Reader was engaged to Quincy Jones’ daughter Rashida Jones and began his career working for John Kerry in 2004.
by Coop Dupe January 1, 2020
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Mind Reader

A Mind Reader is a person or machine that can tell what other people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, disrespect privacy, and gossip.
Josh: “Hey mind reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!”

Mind reader: “I shall not it is wrong for me to reveal my secrets.”

Josh: “I understand and respect that.”
by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019
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Chip Reader

When you shove a credit or Id card up someone's ass
Person#1-Give me a chip reader
Person#2-YES PLEASE!
by gayfag14141 August 20, 2019
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guardian reader

A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon
Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!
by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020
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Readers

Old enough to see well enough until it comes down to smaller print
I need my readers to see the temp & time these frozen fries need to be cooked.
by anonymous September 26, 2020
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Musical reader

A person who listens to music while reading.
Person1: "You're listening to music while reading a book? Doesn't that make it hard to concentrate?"
Person2: "Nah, I'm a Musical reader."
by Enochlophobia November 16, 2017
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