by mastergeneralsir March 5, 2020
Get the pTsd mug."That's part of who she is. She suffered something from when she was little. Now she has ptsd or whatever, Post Traumatic Down Syndrome."
by Matt's Baby May 1, 2020
Get the Ptsd mug.-Have a trauma against catfished by a man that posing as woman
-have a trauma over being gaslight or manipulated by a certain person that actually doing a bad shit
-feeling dishonored after facing that person have traits like two above
-have a trauma over being gaslight or manipulated by a certain person that actually doing a bad shit
-feeling dishonored after facing that person have traits like two above
Joy PTSD give me bad vibes yoooo......
Ugh I just got Joy PTSD, don’t joke about it
Don’t make me do something to you that will make you feel joy PTSD
Ugh I just got Joy PTSD, don’t joke about it
Don’t make me do something to you that will make you feel joy PTSD
by Omo_otoke October 16, 2020
Get the Joy PTSD mug.by Monkey0805 May 29, 2023
Get the PTSD mug.Occurs when it's Sunday and you think you have School tomorrow even though it's the middle of Summer.
Person 1: OH NO! WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW! WTF!
Person 2: It's literally June 4th. You're having Educational PTSD.
Person 2: It's literally June 4th. You're having Educational PTSD.
by ScienceRules3298 June 4, 2023
Get the Educational PTSD mug.Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023
Get the Biscuit Tube PTSD mug.A term used in the very niche community of medical malpractice victims. It stands for “providence trauma and stress disorder” because providence is a major healthcare network known for malpractice.
Me: *working at a non Providence hospital blocks away from a providence one.*
Me: “So what’s your opinion on providence, they overdosed me once cause they dosed my meds in the wrong unit of measurement, then called the cops on me when I threatened to sue and tried to frame me for first degree assault.”
Patient: “funny little story you got there, they amputated the wrong fucking leg.”
Patient 2: “yeah but did they kill your daughter? No? Stfu with your pussy stories.”
Patient 3: “hate to eavesdrop but the only reason I came here was cause providence gave me the wrong blood type after my accident, it’s actually a miracle I’m alive because they laughed at me.”
Patient 4: “okay okay but are you guys the ones with brain cancer? No, they kept saying my MRIs were normal then laughed like 4 weeks later and were like “haha it’s a prank.”
Me: “damn, PTSD 2.0 victims need a fucking support group.”
Me: “So what’s your opinion on providence, they overdosed me once cause they dosed my meds in the wrong unit of measurement, then called the cops on me when I threatened to sue and tried to frame me for first degree assault.”
Patient: “funny little story you got there, they amputated the wrong fucking leg.”
Patient 2: “yeah but did they kill your daughter? No? Stfu with your pussy stories.”
Patient 3: “hate to eavesdrop but the only reason I came here was cause providence gave me the wrong blood type after my accident, it’s actually a miracle I’m alive because they laughed at me.”
Patient 4: “okay okay but are you guys the ones with brain cancer? No, they kept saying my MRIs were normal then laughed like 4 weeks later and were like “haha it’s a prank.”
Me: “damn, PTSD 2.0 victims need a fucking support group.”
by Sacredfart April 4, 2023
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